I'm having a rock star day.
No, I didn't wash my hair. It's bigger if you don't.
Of course I'm playing my music too loud. If it wasn't too loud I might risk hearing other people. I can't risk letting their psychic energies disrupt my creative process.
Sleep? Boring. Besides, I don't need to sleep. I dream better when I'm wide awake, baby.
Yeah, the place is a mess. I'm not a total pig, though. I'll move into a hotel if it gets really bad.
I can't decide what to have for breakfast, bourbon of cocaine. Or maybe toast. Yes, I know it's nearly six o'clock in the evening. Your point?
I'm tired of these dog and cat creatures. Bring me a capybara. Dye it pink to match my Porsche.
Hey! Where the hell is my Porsche?
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Come over to my place, I gave you an award!
Then go for the cocaine and a bourbon chaser!
lol. ROCK ON! crank it up to 11, because thats one more than 10!
Screw 11, go max baby :)))
You wild thing, you!
Haha! Can I have a rock star day too?
LOL, I definitely need a rock star day! You are so inspirational...
Volume settings go up to 30.
Just sayin'. Crank it, baby!
That is one strong train of thought. I once had a similar one, and all I can say is that if my experience is any indication, don't pull the cord and don't jump off - just lean back and enjoy the ride, all the way to the end of the line!
You are far more cognitive during your rock star moments than I am! Just remember if it's too loud, your too old!
I like breakfast... maybe it was the way I was brought up? Hmm.
Michael.
Do you hate it too?
"If you're going through Hell, keep going."
Rock on, sister!
Moving to a hotel when the place gets too messy, what a brilliant idea!!
Not that my place is a mess or anything...
I think that cocaine is bad for you? LOL!
I know you were kidding, but I'm actually rather fond of going three or four days without washing my hair.
One of the luxuries of anonymous blogging is that I can actually tell you that.
The natural oils really do wonders, and its texture right before I wash is so awesome.
Have you started spray painting your bedroom walls yet?
I vote for all three for breakfast....you're a rock star after all! Indulge yourself!
Happy SITS Saturday Sharefest! (A couple days late...)
I want a rock star day! Sounds fabulous!
Stopping by from SITS! So glad:)
ohhhh dear. i missed your blog. am glad to be back to pay witness to your rock star style. :)
hehehe where the wild things are!
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