Friday, November 13, 2009

You write the title. My fingers are resting.

I'm having a rock star day.

No, I didn't wash my hair. It's bigger if you don't.

Of course I'm playing my music too loud. If it wasn't too loud I might risk hearing other people. I can't risk letting their psychic energies disrupt my creative process.

Sleep? Boring. Besides, I don't need to sleep. I dream better when I'm wide awake, baby.

Yeah, the place is a mess. I'm not a total pig, though. I'll move into a hotel if it gets really bad.

I can't decide what to have for breakfast, bourbon of cocaine. Or maybe toast. Yes, I know it's nearly six o'clock in the evening. Your point?

I'm tired of these dog and cat creatures. Bring me a capybara. Dye it pink to match my Porsche.

Hey! Where the hell is my Porsche?

19 comments:

Oh My Goddess said...

Come over to my place, I gave you an award!
Then go for the cocaine and a bourbon chaser!

Brian Miller said...

lol. ROCK ON! crank it up to 11, because thats one more than 10!

♥ Braja said...

Screw 11, go max baby :)))

Eva Gallant said...

You wild thing, you!

TheFrogBag said...

Haha! Can I have a rock star day too?

Gaston Studio said...

LOL, I definitely need a rock star day! You are so inspirational...

blognut said...

Volume settings go up to 30.

Just sayin'. Crank it, baby!

dogimo said...

That is one strong train of thought. I once had a similar one, and all I can say is that if my experience is any indication, don't pull the cord and don't jump off - just lean back and enjoy the ride, all the way to the end of the line!

Krimmyk said...

You are far more cognitive during your rock star moments than I am! Just remember if it's too loud, your too old!

Michael said...

I like breakfast... maybe it was the way I was brought up? Hmm.

Michael.
Do you hate it too?
"If you're going through Hell, keep going."

IB said...

Rock on, sister!

Samantha said...

Moving to a hotel when the place gets too messy, what a brilliant idea!!

Not that my place is a mess or anything...

otin said...

I think that cocaine is bad for you? LOL!

BrightenedBoy said...

I know you were kidding, but I'm actually rather fond of going three or four days without washing my hair.

One of the luxuries of anonymous blogging is that I can actually tell you that.

The natural oils really do wonders, and its texture right before I wash is so awesome.

Tamara said...

Have you started spray painting your bedroom walls yet?

Kristin @ Meanbean said...

I vote for all three for breakfast....you're a rock star after all! Indulge yourself!

Happy SITS Saturday Sharefest! (A couple days late...)

Sherri @ Luv a Bargain said...

I want a rock star day! Sounds fabulous!

Stopping by from SITS! So glad:)

courtney said...

ohhhh dear. i missed your blog. am glad to be back to pay witness to your rock star style. :)

f1trey said...

hehehe where the wild things are!

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