New Slogans for the Soup Industry
Woo hoo! Look at me! I'm food blogging!
Woo hoo! Look at me! I'm food blogging!SOUP - because if it's not soup, you're chewing too much.
Enjoy your meal with the safest utensil. Enjoy SOUP.
It's what other meals eventually become.
SOUP: the final food form.
Rehydrate with SOUP!
SOUP: it's like a bowl full of mom.
You can't blow bubbles in a hamburger.
SOUP: it's more fun than hamburgers.
The meat's never too dry when the meat's in SOUP.
Enjoyed with head colds and broken jaws.
SOUP - nature's most loyal food.
Monkeys eat with their hands.
SOUP: you can't eat it with your hands.
SOUP: everything all at once, in every mouthful.
Enjoy your meal with the safest utensil. Enjoy SOUP.
It's what other meals eventually become.
SOUP: the final food form.
Rehydrate with SOUP!
SOUP: it's like a bowl full of mom.
You can't blow bubbles in a hamburger.
SOUP: it's more fun than hamburgers.
The meat's never too dry when the meat's in SOUP.
Enjoyed with head colds and broken jaws.
SOUP - nature's most loyal food.
Monkeys eat with their hands.
SOUP: you can't eat it with your hands.
SOUP: everything all at once, in every mouthful.
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18 comments:
Yeaaaaaaah, I'm with you, girl! You forgot to add, it's also a great use for all that spongy, decomposing stuff about to grow mould, in the bottom shelf of our fridge..
I can't believe you've totally sold out your integrity by becoming a food blogger. The next thing you know you'll be blogging about cats... oh wait... um... nevermind.
Brilliant! Where do you come up with these?
You've converted me! I'm off to buy six months' supply. And don't forget: SOUP - ideal for those without any teeth.
heck yeah, chewing sounds like work you know....this is def funny...
I think this post is simply souper! Yours truly, Souperman.
Thus far you're a f*cking awesome food blogger.
I love soup...now I have more reason to than ever!
First you disappear for years, then you post every two hours.
Don't like soup.
You've found another vocation! lol :o)
Love soups!! Endless varieties to pick from. I never thought about how monkeys can't eat soup with their hands. I imagine they'd just drink it from the bowl. ;)
Love it! The first is my favorite -- "chewing too much!" HAHA!
Happy Sunday!
:-)
Traci
Not so much a food blogger but more having sold out to the man to write advertising slogans.
Hmm, it's going to take more than those slogans to sell me on eating mostly soup.
Now that you're doing this, I'll never watch the food network again.
However, I really hate soup.
You are an advertising genius! I think the spoon industry could do a tie in!
This is great! These are way better than Campbell's old "Soup is good food" line.
Well, shit... Now I'm just hungry.
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