The Twelve Times of Day
1) Coffee time
2) Yell at cars time.
3) Watch the time time.
4) Coffee time.
5) Try to stop watching the time time.
6) Drive badly time.
7) Coffee time.
8) Dinner time.
9) Coffee time.
10) Beer time.
11) Bed time.
12) Get up to pee time.
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Need more time.
Surely there must be a blog time in there somewhere?!
My favorite, bed time.
was thinking each of these was 12 times...which would mean it was 48 times coffee...and i thought that seemed a bit low...smiles.
Time to pass out instead of going to sleep.
Time to come to instead of waking up.
Get outta my head.
:-)
Loved this. I think you've said it all here.
Pearl
I once made-up a song about time, but, I didn't have time to write down the lyrics.
Has anyone ever called you "Special" before? Just wondering!
m.
Ah, coffee time and bed time. A paradox. But both so cherished.
Tell Cynthia hey!
I was already crossing my legs and squirming. I'm glad for #12.
Stealthily casing the exit time.
That I employ a lot. ~Mary
I started to say, "what, no bed time..." then looked at number 11. You do need a Time to find time time, though.
Frankly I'm surprised there is only one pee time in there.
"Taking time to make time...telling him he is all mine...the only one who could ever love me was the son of a preacher man...Oh, yes he was! Yes, he was! Yes, he was!"
#12 really bites,
I'm too old to yell at cars, and in deference to my blood pressure I just carry on a running monolog about the sheer and stunning stupidity on display. Stuff along those lines. Thanks for stopping by.
12a; get up to pee again time
12b; get up to pee again time
12c; get up to pee yet again and vow to cut back on the coffee time....
Your life parallels mine!
The "Yell at cars time" especially applies. You've seen that bumper sticker that reads: HORN BROKE, WATCH FOR FINGER? Well, my horn really is broken, so I really do have to roll down my window and yell to wake up drivers ahead of me!
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