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And I am sad. I want to be naked and submerged and covered with bubbles. Without having to enter a radio contest.
Of course a much better place to be naked, wet and slippery would be my boyfriend's, anyway. Would be. If his water wasn't orange. Carrot with a spray tan orange. And if it didn't leave behind scales so thick and so sharp you could shave with them. Yes, he's had the water tested. Ask him about it sometime. It will give him great delight to drag out the report and show you how tiny the margin was by which it passed as drinkable.
I don't know. That's just the kind of thing farmers find funny, I guess. Keep in mind that 80% of the man's social contacts are cows. You gotta cut the guy some slack.
But this still leaves me in an unforgivably vertical state for all of my bathing practices.
Hm. Oh. Sorry. I guess none of this has anything to do with anything relevant for anybody reading this. I was just booking a hotel room for an upcoming over nighter, and was debating between the $78.00/night and the $171.00/night options. Writing this was... helpful.
Never mind! Back to your lives now.
Toodles!
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I saw a report once on how hotel rooms are totally filthy, even the really expensive ones. The journalist went in with a black light and you could see all the blood stains and germs with teeth and the hairy bacteria and everything. But I'm sure your hotel room will be lovely. Have a nice trip!!
def get the room with the jet tub....just saying....
I think you should just be brave and have a bath!!! Have some champagne!
The tub sounds like a Hitchcockian nightmare. You might want to call in a seer or a Catholic priest to purify the spirit of your tub, or to exorcise it. As for the orange water, if it is city water it may be in the rusting of the pipe distribution system..it's not good for the hot water heater either...
If it's well water, then the water is coming up through a vein or iron ore deposits, etc...In both cases what is needed is an iron filter installed in the building's water line.
If there is yellow water in the toilet bowl, most likely someone didn't flush....
Take which ever hotel room has a bathtub and bring the bubblebath.
You need to perform an exorcism on your own tub. Then sprinkle some rose petals and light some candles afterward. That should kill the weird karma.
Why is your boyfriend drinking his bathwater? Is it the cows' influence?
I actually prefer when things have nothing to do with me. ~Mary
LOL! ;)
I do hope you get to have a nice bubbly soak at the hotel. :)
Whenever I walk into Walmart I have to use the bathroom. Just saying just because you're sharing.
I would stay away from the orange water. Did you ever see Erin Brokovich? lol
Hey, your cat's butt looks like my cat's butt.
Carry on...
Nicky just had to bring the filthy thing up...ah, it's so true but I"m sure the bathtub will be relaxing especially under all those hot bubbles!
Enjoy!!
You know what's been in and cleaned out of your tub and won't soak in it but you're considering soaking in a tub which has had thousands of occupants perhaps as recently as that morning.... Makes sense to me. ;)
Did I trigger this? :-)
A hotel room with a good tub is a nice luxury.
I actually don't like the tub because I like the dirt going down and away from me, not swirling in it. ;)
Decisions decisions - definitely get a new tub though! And orange water? eep.
Have you tried covering the entire bath in fishie mats?
Have you ever watched crime shows and seen how many people get murdered in hotel baths and then just left there for the CSI's to process?
None of this has anything to do with anything relevant...so I'm off...
Nah, much better is a shower.
I agree, be brave. It sounds like you've done the best you can.
P. S. This post is fun. I smiled the hole way through.
Oh, the dilemma... you might want to take your fish mat with you...
People are horrified when I tell them I take baths in hotels. Nothing like sitting int eh tub and having a few cocktails.
But then I shower for a half hour. While crying.
Girl ya are a riot!!! Book the room with the grandest tub in the hotel, you deserve it!
I always take some vinegar to run through the jetted tubs before I use 'em. 'Just sayin'......
God bless ya and I'd sure let ya use my jacuzzi tub in a heartbeat sweetie. I faithfully clean it with dishwasher detergent and Clorox followed by a vinegar rinse to clean those pipes out.
Have a lovely evenin' sweetie!!!
LOL just recently I experience he same, hell.
Gorgeous!
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