This week's excuses:
- I wasn't tall enough.
- I'm pretty sure that day was only 22 hours long.
- When you said "the fridge" you didn't specify "inside".
- I wasn't sure which toe.
- Beans. Or possibly an asteroid.
- They're actually serious about that whole "no pants, no service" thing.
- The Queen of England doesn't, so why should I?
- I had no idea you took me seriously, or reason to suspect anybody ever would.
- You couldn't move for clowns in there.
- I'm positive it used to be legal.
- I ran out of rollerskates.
- Didn't look flammable.
- You expect the dog to just go naked?
- I'm pretty sure that day was only 22 hours long.
- When you said "the fridge" you didn't specify "inside".
- I wasn't sure which toe.
- Beans. Or possibly an asteroid.
- They're actually serious about that whole "no pants, no service" thing.
- The Queen of England doesn't, so why should I?
- I had no idea you took me seriously, or reason to suspect anybody ever would.
- You couldn't move for clowns in there.
- I'm positive it used to be legal.
- I ran out of rollerskates.
- Didn't look flammable.
- You expect the dog to just go naked?
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Too funny, once again. " I had no idea you took me seriously, or reason to suspect anybody ever would." hahaha....reminds me of a friend at a party who got off into a long rant while the rest of us looked on. Finally, he stopped and looked around at us, and said, "Isn't somebody going to tell me to shut up?!!!"
'Re-titled' calls for a sequel! I.E....don't shut up!
This is excellent fill-in-the-blanks writing. Love it! ;)
I'm afraid to ask what they're excuses for. Do I want to know?
I have taken notes for the next time I need an excuse!
- Nope, when I was lying there I thought, my, the ceiling looks just like cottage cheese.
can you explain the beans asteroid one...i hope its not what i think...
HA! Too funny! I guess we all need a good excuse every now and then!
I'm pretty sure I used a few of those myself this week.....especially the one about the Queen ;-)
I like to think of excuses as reasoning, you know let's talk it out I can't be that dumb.
LOL ... I think I may used a couple of these myself, soo funny :o)
They all sound reasonable enough to me. Some people just won't accept legitimate explanations. Though I must say I didn't notice the clowns myself. Maybe they arrived after I'd gone home. And they weren't beans, they were actually bite-size chunks of human finger.
"They're actually serious about that whole 'no pants, no service' thing" made laugh so hard, I nearly had an accident in mine! LOL Perfect excuses!
I'm doing life all wrong because I can't think of a thing I've ever done which would call up a need for those excuses. ;)
Wonderful excuses! I shall keep these in mind as I am sure they might come in handy in an emergency!
Love Di ♥
Also, Everything is coated in two inches of ice.
And, I'm sorry, but I don't speak English.
What a week you've had - again.
Your life must be very interesting......
I can always use more excuses!
Even a single clown would drive me away.
haha well then
-Feels like a Wednesday.
I am pretty sure that every day is only 22 hours long. Totally remembering these for later use!
Oh it all used to be legal.....
I love the one about the Queen! Im gonna use that one.
These are great. LOVE the 2nd excuse.
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Oh, I'm definitely going to borrow a couple of these from you for my upcoming week!
Never explain, never apologize...unless you have this handy list provided by Tatty Tiara!
What a monster - forcing nudity upon that poor, unsuspecting dog.
For shame.
"Beans. Or possibly an asteroid." This is going into my standard excuse list.
And I've heard the flammable thing waaay too often. :)
Did J somehow manage to read your post before I did? I swear, he must have gotten some of the excuses he's been giving me from you. :)
Damn, those are fine excuses.
too funny. could always use a good excuse! lol
I adore all of these. Making a note of...
now now, the queen doesn't wax her bikini line anymore because she stopped growing her carpet about 30years ago when she hit the mental pause. that's no excuse for you not to wax that thang, missy.
I loved this!! Very funny.
And your cat! so cute.
i wasn't tall enough = my excuse EVERY WEEK.
'I ran out of roller skates?' You rolled out of more like, they have little wheels honey ROFLMAO
Indi
xx
I have a suggestion: throw these into a hat. Then whenever you need an excuse, just randomly pull one out.
No more wasting brain cells trying to come up with an excuse on the spot!
Print screen. Done. They will all be used within the next week or so.
Yes, I've heard myself muttering several of these - especially 'the queen doesn't (carry money) so why should I' which gets used at least once a week.
Hmmmm, what were you supposed to do? :)
Oh Tatty, I love, love, love how that quirky mind of yours works, you never disappoint! I think #1 is my fave, but it's a close call. How you always manage to consistently blog such original and utterly hysterically funny posts is nothing short of genius, me lady.
"I wasn't sure which toe." Made me think of a freaky friend I have who loves toes...he was always trying to suck on my toes when we were in high school...Great friend hu?
Yeah, but whose baby is it anyway?
HeeHee! I'm gonna have to use some of those this week myself;-)
Fabulous! With my recent Match.com ad and upcoming dating experiences, I'm sure I'll be able to use several of these.
Thanks for stopping by my blog! :)
Those are some funny excuses, and thanks for visiting my blog, I hope you are having a good day :o)
I have SOO much shit to think about now! Time for a cocktail while I do that.
You just crack me up, you know? Never stop ... and never put a real title. it wouldn't be right.
I will stash these away in my mental pocket, you never know when they will come in handy.
: )
Oh dear god...clowns!!!!! How many?????
Haha! "I had no idea you took me seriously..." is my favorite by far. I do believe that one will come in handy if I swipe it for use in my own life! ;)
"I wasn't tall enough"... well *I* use that excuse all the time!
And the beans/asteroid one made me snort. Unladylike.
Thanks :)
Kudos to the date that ate the 5-year old slobber snot cake!
Loved each and every one...
Can I hire you?
I ran out of roller skates too. That's on the list for next week. Get more roller skates.
NOW, I have heard it all. ;)
I've used some of those, sometime in conjunction with one another.
Half of these sound like my kids explaining why the milk went sour; the other half sound like the inside of my head.
I am totally using the Queen of England (or any other place) from now on. For the rest of my life. Thanks you.
LOL. I'm hoping I won't get the opportunity to use all of them at some point.
Left you a response to your comment.
I'm using Kurt's excuse
You said "THIS WEEK" that means this is a weekly feature??!! Ok, do you publish these in book forms? In the form of flashcards? A deck of playing cards? I am loving this so much I am waiting with cold hard cash!
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