Monday, January 10, 2011

I don't think anybody else is using this title - can I have it?

I love all of my readers, sincerely. When I write, I write for you. When I make you happy, I'm happy.

But I love *my dog, too.

Mackie, this post's for you:

Who's a good dog? You are! Yes you are! Yes you are! You are! Yes! You're a good dog! Yes! A very good dog! Yes a very good dog! Yes you are a good dog! Yes you are!

Who's got a blog post? You do! Yes you do! You gots a blog post! Yes you do! It's a blog post for Mackie! Yes it is! Good boy got a blog post! Yes he does! Is this your blog post? Is this your blog post? Is this Mackie's blog post? Yes it is! It is Mackie's blog post! Yes Mackie's blog post! Yes it is!

Did ums like his blog post? Was it a good blog post? Did Mackie like his blog post?

*I have two dogs, but the other one's just not much of a reader.

58 comments:

Ashley said...

haha...very interesting and UNEXPECTED!

Jenners said...

I could so hear this in my head ... the exact tone of voice, the faux excited way it would be said. Too bad your other dog isn't much of a reader.

Hilary said...

You SO make me laugh. :)

Brian Miller said...

lol. i bet he loved it...but would love a belly rub even more...

Marina said...

you have to post one for the other dog now, it's not fair :-)

Shrinky said...

Do you know how much of an embarrassment you are to him? Let him read his quantum physics in peace, goddamnit!! (Sheesh)

BTW, poochie #2 has just shit on the couch for all the favouritism you haven't shown him..

Eva Gallant said...

You crack me up!

TheFrogBag said...

Hahaha! Favorite thing I've seen today.

Audubon Ron said...

Can Mackie have a snack now? Yes, I can have a snack now. Oh boy, I'm a good dog and I'm getting a snack. Can Mackie have eggs Benedicts? Mackie loves eggs Benedicts. What dogs get eggs Benedicts? Audubon Ron's dogs get eggs Benedicts. Yo, yo, yo, yo. What's this, that better not be a milk bone. Dayum! Not fair.

Gaelyn said...

Tail wagging.

Julianna Cannon said...

If I wasn't so awful busy consoling my dog over the fact that she suggested this title MONTHS AGO, MOM, I'd be laughing my butt off.

well played.

linlah said...

I think you're talking to my dog because that's the same language we speak to each other.

blueviolet said...

I'm practically wagging my tail over here!

Tabor said...

Very funny. Now I really have to get a dog so that I have someone to post for.

haphazardlife said...

Hysterical. Good boy Mackie. Sit.

- jazz

Mrs.Mayhem said...

I had to laugh. Very funny. Especially the part about one dog not being much of a reader. Hee.

Cathryn said...

I'm barking in your direction and my cats think their human's lost it for good! LOL

Brandy Rose said...

I understand you were speaking to Mackie, but I found myself panting and shaking my butt...damn I wish I had a tail...

mythopolis said...

Hilarious! I live alone with my dog, and the way I talk to her sometimes, even makes me sick! "Oh you cute little puppy faced puppy from puppy face land!" Never mind she's 12 years old, she is still my big baby! But now I feel like a really bad pet owner because my dog doesn't have a blog!

Myrna R. said...

So funny. What does your other dog like to do? Paint, crochet?

Unknown Mami said...

I'm wagging my tail.

Rita said...

I could just hear this and picture the tail wagging excitement!! So funny!! ;)

Neva Flores said...

Awesome!

Reya Mellicker said...

Ha ha!

Donna @ The House on the Corner said...

Sounds like a conversation I had recently with my puppy!!

booguloo said...

Yes you did; you did me laugh!

Mimi said...

My dog Oskar has a blog of his own!

Mimi

Boom Boom Larew said...

Hilarious!

Kate said...

I'm a happy reader. Yes I am! Oh, yes I am. ***sitting up***panting***sorry about the accident on the rug***

ladyfi said...

Mowhahaha! Hope the other cooks better than he/she reads?

Sandra said...

ahahaha! Well, so far 30 people liked that you posted for your dog! I think I'm going to give that a try! I'll do anything for popularity!

Buckeroomama said...

Oh, too funny! I could almost *hear* the post in my head as I read it. =)

urbandon (Don Pezzano) said...

Well, my dog loved the post!

nick said...

Sorry, but Mackie just had a discreet word in my ear.

"I'm supposed to like this blog post? I'm supposed to be wagging my tail with joy? Are you kidding? There's no mention of bones or walkies or luxury dog baskets or that sexy dog next door. It needs a big rewrite, pardner."

BLOGitse said...

oh, more and more surprises here! What a talented dog you have! :)

Perpetual Chocoholic said...

Giggle

Cocotte said...

And all this time, I thought you were a cat person.

Brit Gal Sarah said...

LOL good to know I am not the opnly one who talks to my pet and blogs for them!

Sandy aka Doris the Great said...

You are hilarious -- or insane --- or a combination of both! Love your blog. Thanks for visiting mine (which is not worthy to wipe the snot off yours!)

PS - I too love those "name not to be mentioned" green God-given fruit with the large pits!

angie said...

Well, at least one of the two can read...:)

Thomas said...

My father used to breed terriers and he would talk to the dogs thus. He seemed to have some consternation that I talked to them in the same voice that I talked to other people.

Snuggle Wasteland said...

*woof woof*

...louciao... said...

I want to say something clever where I fit "barking up the wrong tree" into it...

Melissa B. said...

I'll bet you're out of the "dog house" for sure now!

secret agent woman said...

See now, you've just given me another reason not to have pets! :-)

Joey @ Big Teeth and Clouds said...

I still think that other dog deserves a nice read aloud version, don't you?

rachelslessonslearned said...

This reminds me of an old haiku I once read, which I've heard was written by a dog.

"Fetch"

A STICK! A STICK! A
STICK! A STICK! A STICK! A STICK!
A STICK! A STICK! THANKS!

The Blue Zoo said...

lol Do you really talk to your dog like that?

nursemyra said...

I like what Shrinky said

Snowbrush said...

You realize, of course, that when your dog read this, he kept thinking to himself, "Tatty's a nice enough gal, but, god does she ever have a limited vocabulary!"

Snowbrush said...

Uh, none of these things? How about, "You are SO smart, and SO personable, and SO wise, and SO sexy too. Woman, you have it all."

Snowbrush said...

Uh, oh, put that last comment under the wrong post, so I'll go and put it under the right post because if I just delete it, it will show that I deleted it, and everyone will wonder what kind of stupid comment I made.

Super Happy Girl said...

Dang, I have never written a post for my dog.


*Leaves thoroughly ashamed*

Snowbrush said...

"Dang, I have never written a post for my dog."

Ah, but can YOUR dog read? I know mine can't, but of course that's only because she's completely blind. My cats another matter though. We're thinking he might need a special tutor.

Revenge Of The Flipper Kids said...

Maybe your other dog is more of a philosopher. Or a hands on guy. Maybe he likes to knit or do woodwork instead of reading blogs? I hope he doesn't feel left out! :)

sweffling said...

I sat there with such a silly grin on my face reading this:) Nice to know that we all speak to our dogs like this.
Well done Mackie, enjoy your blog, good dog. Clever dog.

Joy said...

I Love your blog! Who's got the best blog? You do!! Yes you do!!

injaynesworld said...

You are so delightfully demented. We must get drunk together sometime.

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