2011 Resolutions: Update, Week 1
1) Be more popular!
- poster campaign underway
- public decency laws reviewed
- fines paid
- achieved!
- digestive tolerance of Flintstones Chewables @ 3/4 bottle per day
- replaced all furniture with treadmills
- sprained both ankles eating soup
- burned 150 calories dragging self to phone!
- achieved!
- skeptics remain
- pending (all languages investigated so far too "wordy")
- plans drawn up
- stalled at permit stage
- researching precedent for alien craft landing pads
- achieved?
- followed directions on kit, still no sign of monkeys in tank
- microwaving does not appear to have accelerated evolution as hoped
- achieved! (with restricted breathing)
- in progress
- re-thinking "candy land" theme on veterinarian's recommendation
- limited success
- have written name on back of hand to avoid further embarrassment
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My hat off to you as I have not accomplished anything so far this year and look at you, you have achieved about...a lot! Much more than I even dare dream.
Looks like you're workin' it.
I resolved to work less and that's not working at all.
You give great giggle, lady! :):)
Oh and I agree--most foreign languages are entirely too wordy. ;)
Monkeys may be overrated, however I do advise you to try and get them anyway.
As often as is comfortable.
The sea monkeys cracked me up.. actually most of this did. You're hilarious. Thanks for the laughs.
Do you just sit there and these thoughts just flow through you quite naturally? Do you work at it?
Whatever, girl, you crack me up!
lol. send me a poster...smiles.
I'm sorry, I cannot comment on this post, because I just made a big mess. I was drinking my coffee, and reading your resolutions when I started laughing with a mouthful of coffee, and now it is splattered all over my computer table. I must resolve this year not to drink coffee or anything else while reading your blogs!
#8. Be shinier. Hmm. Well, you're starting the new year more "brilliant". If the monkeys don't work, I know this guy...
:)
That was hilarious! Thanks so much for the belly laughs this morning!
I want to have a poster! :)
I love your perseverence thus far. I'm still trying to start my resolutions. My first one is to conquer procrastination.
Thanks for the smile you put on my face.
I LOVE IT! Great post!
You should consider a triops family. They are big and creepy but only live a month to three.
Does obscenity count as a new language? I might be able to help you out.
You so tickle me, and I pride myself on hiding my tickle bone.
The Sea Monkeys line got a true out loud snort.
Must stop typing now, as weird mucus covers my keyboard.
I've actually been considering chewable vitamins myself. If they taste like candy, will I actually take them? That is the question.
Oh you clever girl...sounds like I got some catching up to do since I haven't even thought of a list of New Years Resolutions!
I do the Flinstones vitamins because I have a gag reflex and can't swallow the big pills.
Very cute and clever! Wish I had your imagination! Love Di ♥
Love this! Please make snow come to our corner of New Mexico so I can have drinking water in the near future and a garden this summer. :D
oO(Laughing my #$%* off!)Oo
Oh, it's good to have you back! Hope you're enjoying your shiny home... or should that be: hope she's enjoying her shiny home.
Or maybe that third person thing only means you referring to yourself as she?
Damn those wordy languages - why DO they have to be so hard?
#4 is the best! also, pics or it didnt happen. (/skeptic)
Eggplant. Yes. I totally get it.
Wow, really ambitious!
Your goals are quite lofty! ;)
So glad we have blog-met!
Yours is a delight. . .
Aloha from Waikiki
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Shinier. Now there's a worthy goal.
(I switched to gummy vitamins and never looked back.)
Good lord, you dove right in are are tackling so many things already with but 51 more weeks to go. Once you achieve popularity, please clue me in with some tips I can use to achieve my own....
This list is so up my alley.
In fits of desperation for sugar, I haved resorted to chewable vitamin c.
#10 reminds me of The Jimmy episode from Seinfeld.
Happy New Year to you.
Bwahahaha!!! Is sign language too wordy for you?
Don't you think "Aubergine" has a more elevated air as a title? Love the blog, and love the piggies in the background:)
Quite enjoying the blog.
Resolution list is priceless! :)
You're really doing it, especially since January isn't even half over.
Also, doesn't replacing all furniture with treadmills count as redecorating?
Two birds with one stone there lady!
:-)
Stopping by to say congrats on your POTW from Hilary.
High Five and Happy New Year, jj
New visitor here....obviously I'm not in Kansas anymore.
Can't say as I've ever met a resolution I couldn't break. Like your initiative.
Sandi
Congrats on your POTW...keep working on those resolutions.
spinning back through to say congrats on the potw...
It is nice to see you taking everything in stride.
"still no sign of monkeys" ROTFL
Congrats on your POTW! Hilary was right, I did indeed enjoy this post.
How funny the post is. "Control weather with mind", how did you do that? teach me please.
What fun! I love "re-thinking candy land theme on veterinarian's recommendation" and "skeptics remain."
May I ask a small favor, as I am not a skeptic? Would you please control the weather for Pleasant View, Tennessee for the remainder of the winter? I don't mind a little snow on the weekends, but this driving in the stuff to get to work is working on my last nerve.
Thank you.
Funny stuff! Congrats on POTW!
First of all, congrats on POTW! I can absolutely see why Hilary chose this post...funnnnny!
Secondly...so are you only responsible for the weather where you are? Because if you're responsible for the mountains of snow we have here, I want you to know I am NOT pleased.
But I forgive you because you have a great blog.
Best resolutions list ever!
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