Comments you will never see on my blog:
- That looks yummy!
- Could you customize my layout too?
- Your courage inspires me.
- Hawking hypothesized something similar once.
- I wish my pets were that well behaved!
- You really need to indulge yourself more.
- How do you get it all done in a day?
- I don't think what you did was stupid at all.
- Wow! Thirteen grapefruits at once?
- Could you customize my layout too?
- Your courage inspires me.
- Hawking hypothesized something similar once.
- I wish my pets were that well behaved!
- You really need to indulge yourself more.
- How do you get it all done in a day?
- I don't think what you did was stupid at all.
- Wow! Thirteen grapefruits at once?
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I so look forward to your posts.
A bow to the giggle master! ;)
13 at once?!?
Let's see...are we talking about eating 13 grapefruit? Juggling 13 grapefruit? Holding 13 grapefruit in your mouth? (I'm sure a whale could do it, but I don't think they like grapefruit.) Leading a therapy group of 13 grapefruit who all just want to be squeezed? I don't know much about grapefruit. They are so mysterious....the silent type. I do know this, though. I don't care how hard you try, you cannot squeeze more than 7 tablespoons of juice out of a half a grapefruit. (With your bare hands...it would be cheating to use a vice.) Thank you for giving me this forum to express how much grapefruit mean to me.
At least you have comments :)
you're sure about the grapefruit comment eh?
Seriously,
- You really need to indulge yourself more.
Hawking, pets and grapefruit. Well done!
I loved this! So funny. But, really, 13 grapefruit, at one time???
I'd like a piggy layout like yours.
- Jazz
You are hilarious! And you sure don't mind poking fun at yourself. Your dog post was hilarious too. That's exactly how we talk to dogs! You could take it on the road! I bet you were going to add that to your list at some future time, but now you can't! Thanks for the laughs!
Unless left with just a hint of sarcasm....
Comments you will never see, great idea.
Is it because you delete them?
I get a lot of comments comparing me to Hawkin, but I never got one about grapefruits.
Thanks for the smiles.
Uh, none of these things? How about, "You are SO smart, and SO personable, and SO wise, and SO sexy too. Woman, you have it all."
Yes Darlene, I still have two vacancies in my pole dancing class. Would you like me to pencil you in? Looks like it will be a fun class.
Oh wait a minute, where am I? Oh, sorry, Tatty, I just commented in the wrong blog. How’d I?...oh, never mind.
That looks yummy!
Cross #1 off the list now. Sorry.
Made me laugh out loud. Danke! :)
I'm pretty sure I left that "your courage inspires me" comment on here once, at least once.
Hawking hypothesized something similar once.
Actually, I thought this quite often after I read your blog. ;)
I would agree...ummmmm....except for the thirteen grapefruits thing.
That's a great list!
(hee hee!)
OK, I'm kidding. What I really meant to say was "Your courage inspires me."
Ahh but you often hear "You made me laugh" and that's a gift.
Personally, I think if "You really need to indulge yourself more." will never be applied to you, you are living life right. :)
I feel sure Hawking would have wanted you to customize his layout as well as indulge yourself more.
What about 14 grapefruits at once?
She juggles grapefruit.
Oh so talented!
LOL and so sorry about all your snow. I don't know how you anyone survives in it.
There are a few that you won't see on my blog either.. like the pet one, since well I don't have any pets. And the grapefruits, that is just too funny
Cute idea for a post! My favorite is, "I don't think what you did was stupid at all." Too funny!
"..- Hawking hypothesized something similar once." You so totally slay me, thank Gawwwd you don't attract those kind of comments.. we love and cherish the clutz in you, it's what makes us keep coming back!
Thank you so much for coming over to my blog. I've not seen you around before but that is going to change as of now.
You are funny, and I love funny. Being a miserable sort myself.
Love to the dogs, Benno send his best sniffs up the bum. He is good at them, being very tall, he can reach the parts other dogs cannot reach.
and this how i know i like you already!
Yes, the grapefruits have me confused as well - I'm now imagining all kinds.
Giggling. Thanks for the laugh. THAT is something you will hear a lot on your blog.
There are certain potential comments which, because of their inherent cognitive dissonance, are never made on anyone's blogs. They remain forever stranded in cyberspace. Hawking hypothesised something similar once.
THANK YOU for stopping by and introducing yourself. So pleased to meet you@ I'm an instant fan!
Funny post!
Your titles are intriguing.... :-)
nice i would love to give you some
May I add;
OMG you are so amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAA!
I love these comments that will never appear in your blog!
What a great list!
Made me laugh--can you tell?
I'm pretty sure I will never see any of those comments on my blog, either. Except maybe the one about something I did not being stupid -- I have noticed that most, if not all, of my commenters are amazingly forgiving and non-judgemental. Hawking hypothesized something similar once.
We all bow to your wit.
I was very tempted to copy/paste your post into my comment - but then the grapefruits threw me... not literally you understand! :)
I needed the wide ass grin you just supplied!!
Thanks for the laugh!
So, what is is about grapefruits... ?
Does this comment make my ass look big?
Haha! I think these apply to my blog too.
What kind of grapefruit? the yellow ones or the ones with pink flesh?
Wow - a blog with readers. Amazing!
Heeehehehe, girlfriend...ya crack me up and heaven knows I needed a great laugh right now!!!
I just returned from spendin' time with my fam and my Dad's memorial in Brownsville, TX. After a week...it's great to be home.
God bless ya and have a marvelous week sweetie!!!
Those are fantastic! I wish I'd taken a photo of the ugly buckeyes I made last month. My family ate them, but they were truly pitiful.
You'd never see I wish my pets were that well beahved on mine either!! Nice post.
Whew! I was beginning to think I was the only one that don't leave those kind of comments!!
Glad we have something in common, well....besides blogging!! :)
Thanks for stopping by my blog, mind if I follow yours?
How do you get it all done? I think I have wondered that after visiting here.
This is a genius post!! I love it! I might have to "borrow" it and write my own ... giving you 100% of he credit of course!
What about, "I knew I'd win if I held my breath long enough!"
I really think you need to indulge yourself more. Really. ;p
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