Thursday, January 13, 2011

It's like I'm forgetting to write a word here... oh well, it's probably not important. Just kidding! Title!

Comments you will never see on my blog:

- That looks yummy!

- Could you customize my layout too?

- Your courage inspires me.

- Hawking hypothesized something similar once.

- I wish my pets were that well behaved!

- You really need to indulge yourself more.

- How do you get it all done in a day?

- I don't think what you did was stupid at all.

- Wow! Thirteen grapefruits at once?

58 comments:

Rita said...

I so look forward to your posts.
A bow to the giggle master! ;)

Brian Miller said...

13 at once?!?

mythopolis said...

Let's see...are we talking about eating 13 grapefruit? Juggling 13 grapefruit? Holding 13 grapefruit in your mouth? (I'm sure a whale could do it, but I don't think they like grapefruit.) Leading a therapy group of 13 grapefruit who all just want to be squeezed? I don't know much about grapefruit. They are so mysterious....the silent type. I do know this, though. I don't care how hard you try, you cannot squeeze more than 7 tablespoons of juice out of a half a grapefruit. (With your bare hands...it would be cheating to use a vice.) Thank you for giving me this forum to express how much grapefruit mean to me.

frigginloon said...

At least you have comments :)

Gen said...

you're sure about the grapefruit comment eh?

BLOGitse said...

Seriously,
- You really need to indulge yourself more.

Kate said...

Hawking, pets and grapefruit. Well done!

Eva Gallant said...

I loved this! So funny. But, really, 13 grapefruit, at one time???

haphazardlife said...

I'd like a piggy layout like yours.

- Jazz

Stickup Artist said...

You are hilarious! And you sure don't mind poking fun at yourself. Your dog post was hilarious too. That's exactly how we talk to dogs! You could take it on the road! I bet you were going to add that to your list at some future time, but now you can't! Thanks for the laughs!

Brandy Rose said...

Unless left with just a hint of sarcasm....

Captain Dumbass said...

Comments you will never see, great idea.

...louciao... said...

Is it because you delete them?

Myrna R. said...

I get a lot of comments comparing me to Hawkin, but I never got one about grapefruits.

Thanks for the smiles.

Snowbrush said...

Uh, none of these things? How about, "You are SO smart, and SO personable, and SO wise, and SO sexy too. Woman, you have it all."

Audubon Ron said...

Yes Darlene, I still have two vacancies in my pole dancing class. Would you like me to pencil you in? Looks like it will be a fun class.

Oh wait a minute, where am I? Oh, sorry, Tatty, I just commented in the wrong blog. How’d I?...oh, never mind.

blueviolet said...

That looks yummy!

Cross #1 off the list now. Sorry.

Rachel said...

Made me laugh out loud. Danke! :)

linlah said...

I'm pretty sure I left that "your courage inspires me" comment on here once, at least once.

nitebyrd said...

Hawking hypothesized something similar once.

Actually, I thought this quite often after I read your blog. ;)

Nari said...

I would agree...ummmmm....except for the thirteen grapefruits thing.

Margaret (Nanny Goats) said...

That's a great list!


(hee hee!)

OK, I'm kidding. What I really meant to say was "Your courage inspires me."

Hilary said...

Ahh but you often hear "You made me laugh" and that's a gift.

Nicole said...

Personally, I think if "You really need to indulge yourself more." will never be applied to you, you are living life right. :)

secret agent woman said...

I feel sure Hawking would have wanted you to customize his layout as well as indulge yourself more.

Perpetual Chocoholic said...

What about 14 grapefruits at once?

Super Happy Girl said...

She juggles grapefruit.
Oh so talented!

Colleen (Shibley Smiles) said...

LOL and so sorry about all your snow. I don't know how you anyone survives in it.

Emmy said...

There are a few that you won't see on my blog either.. like the pet one, since well I don't have any pets. And the grapefruits, that is just too funny

Mrs.Mayhem said...

Cute idea for a post! My favorite is, "I don't think what you did was stupid at all." Too funny!

Shrinky said...

"..- Hawking hypothesized something similar once." You so totally slay me, thank Gawwwd you don't attract those kind of comments.. we love and cherish the clutz in you, it's what makes us keep coming back!

Friko said...

Thank you so much for coming over to my blog. I've not seen you around before but that is going to change as of now.

You are funny, and I love funny. Being a miserable sort myself.

Love to the dogs, Benno send his best sniffs up the bum. He is good at them, being very tall, he can reach the parts other dogs cannot reach.

pattypunker said...

and this how i know i like you already!

....Petty Witter said...

Yes, the grapefruits have me confused as well - I'm now imagining all kinds.

Deanna said...

Giggling. Thanks for the laugh. THAT is something you will hear a lot on your blog.

nick said...

There are certain potential comments which, because of their inherent cognitive dissonance, are never made on anyone's blogs. They remain forever stranded in cyberspace. Hawking hypothesised something similar once.

Chris said...

THANK YOU for stopping by and introducing yourself. So pleased to meet you@ I'm an instant fan!

Marina said...

Funny post!
Your titles are intriguing.... :-)

mind said...

nice i would love to give you some

Twisted Susan said...

May I add;
OMG you are so amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cathryn said...

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAA!
I love these comments that will never appear in your blog!

What a great list!

Made me laugh--can you tell?

kmkat said...

I'm pretty sure I will never see any of those comments on my blog, either. Except maybe the one about something I did not being stupid -- I have noticed that most, if not all, of my commenters are amazingly forgiving and non-judgemental. Hawking hypothesized something similar once.

Unknown Mami said...

We all bow to your wit.

Sex, Drugs and Bacon Sandwiches said...

I was very tempted to copy/paste your post into my comment - but then the grapefruits threw me... not literally you understand! :)

booguloo said...

I needed the wide ass grin you just supplied!!

ladyfi said...

Thanks for the laugh!

So, what is is about grapefruits... ?

injaynesworld said...

Does this comment make my ass look big?

TheFrogBag said...

Haha! I think these apply to my blog too.

nursemyra said...

What kind of grapefruit? the yellow ones or the ones with pink flesh?

Kurt said...

Wow - a blog with readers. Amazing!

Nezzy said...

Heeehehehe, girlfriend...ya crack me up and heaven knows I needed a great laugh right now!!!

I just returned from spendin' time with my fam and my Dad's memorial in Brownsville, TX. After a week...it's great to be home.

God bless ya and have a marvelous week sweetie!!!

Cocotte said...

Those are fantastic! I wish I'd taken a photo of the ugly buckeyes I made last month. My family ate them, but they were truly pitiful.

Brit Gal Sarah said...

You'd never see I wish my pets were that well beahved on mine either!! Nice post.

Saimi said...

Whew! I was beginning to think I was the only one that don't leave those kind of comments!!

Glad we have something in common, well....besides blogging!! :)

Thanks for stopping by my blog, mind if I follow yours?

Joey @ Big Teeth and Clouds said...

How do you get it all done? I think I have wondered that after visiting here.

Jenners said...

This is a genius post!! I love it! I might have to "borrow" it and write my own ... giving you 100% of he credit of course!

Melissa B. said...

What about, "I knew I'd win if I held my breath long enough!"

Buckeroomama said...

I really think you need to indulge yourself more. Really. ;p

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