Raise Your Hand!
Bought yourself Valentine's Candy. On sale. On February 15th.
Say the same things about current music that your parents said about your music.
Defied the five second rule.
Literally sat in the dark pretending not to be home until they went away.
Use "I can't afford it" as a euphemism for "I'd rather spend the money on myself".
Are the only person on the road at any given time who knows how to drive.
Did/drank/ate it knowing full well it was going to make you vomit.
Take lots of pennies. Have never, ever left a penny.
Don't believe in astrology, do check your horoscope.
Dress out of the laundry hamper.
Play funhouse when people leave their prescription lenses unattended.
Took two when it clearly said take one.
Use your sleeve.
Say the same things about current music that your parents said about your music.
Defied the five second rule.
Literally sat in the dark pretending not to be home until they went away.
Use "I can't afford it" as a euphemism for "I'd rather spend the money on myself".
Are the only person on the road at any given time who knows how to drive.
Did/drank/ate it knowing full well it was going to make you vomit.
Take lots of pennies. Have never, ever left a penny.
Don't believe in astrology, do check your horoscope.
Dress out of the laundry hamper.
Play funhouse when people leave their prescription lenses unattended.
Took two when it clearly said take one.
Use your sleeve.
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57 comments:
hahaha very funny read, now I'll plant the rhyming seed.
Yes I've done most if not all of those, some better than the pros.
So I can't prove you typed the title, while then what were you doing being idle?
Maybe you used a magic spell, won't you tell?
I'll take two if you do not and then if I get caught.
I'll blame it all on you and run away before they sue.
The cat will be back, count on it Jack.
Oh that's not your name, aren't I lame?
ok i will fess to a few of those...i kinda like the music...well some of it...but i am turning the lights off now until you go away...lol
Always fun to read!! :):)
Wow it's amazing how many of those I've actually done! How did you know?
Love Di ♥
I'll admit to doing most of those.
I like current music as long as it's hard, fast and loud. I hate my daughter's music cuz she listens to pop and hip hop. It makes me crazy.
I am the only person on the road who knows how to drive, thank you very much. ;)
The five second rule is more of a guideline than a rule.
The only time I ever buy Valentine's candy is when it's 75% off.
I have left a penny before. Once.
If I didn't dress out of the laundry hamper I'd be naked 85% of the time!
That was fun, thanks!
Umm, All of the above :)
What shameful secrets we all hide while we pretend to be normal, sensible people. And how about extolling your healthy, organic, fairtrade food choices while you look forward to a giant takeaway pizza and chips?
Done 7. You'll never make me admit which ones.
Jazz
Anyone driving faster than me is a maniacal speed demon and should be outlawed from the road. I don't understand Justice Beaver, either.
Guilty! on all counts!
guilty on most of them, but I'm feeling kind of naive to admit that I have no idea what 'left a penny' mean. Help?
How did you know? LOL and LOL again!
You never ever fail to make me laugh. That's such a gift. Love the funhouse concept.
OMG! It's like we grew up together! STOP SPYING ON ME! Heh!
Actually I have nailed everyone of those except the eating or drinking something that I knew would make me vomit. I have to be nearly dead to vomit. Cast iron stomach-that's me.
I haven't been here in much too long! Be Back Soon!
I totally put my hand in the air. And waved it like I just don't care.
Ah, yes....these are like the least common denominators of mass culture! Actually, however, I do leave pennies. It's the least I can do for humanity, and besides, I can write it off on my taxes as 'charitable donations'.
Also, as many a guy could tell you, the laundry basket has levels of dirtiness. Some things are more dirty than others. Or to put it more positively, the less dirty things are more clean. Also, a spray can of fabric freshener is a lot cheaper and less time consuming than a trip to the laundromat!
My hand is raised!
I just keep rollin blunts.
Wait we're not supposed to dress out of the laundry hamper? CRAP.
Ha! Yup... Except the 2nd one. I only say that stuff about bad current music. The good stuff gets a pass! Number 4, though? Um... No comment!
How did you know? Took a fleecy thing out of the hamper a little while ago and poured myself another glass of wine.
Snorted at the sitting in the dark until they go away part. Brings a whole new perspective to it when you lump it with my deafness and people just pound on the dang door and assume you can't hear it, ha ha
Thanks for the laughs!
LOL I don't say that about my kids' music (which I love). I say that about my husband's. God, the guy could at least join this century. ;)
This is hysterical. Not that I did any of those bad things of course!
Guilty as charged.
I have my hand up. When can I put it down? I need to wipe my nose on my sleeve.
Are you kidding me, I defy the five second rule all the time!
I thought it was the three second rule.
And I'll raise my hand for about half of these.
Sleeve, shirt, pants....whatever. It's all good;-)
Hand is up---to pull the shades. Are you peeking in my window? That could be my list, easy.
Oh, guilty of almost all. :)
Both hands up in the air, jumping up and down.
The five second rule? I thought it was 30-seconds! Boarding school will do that to you.
Copping to 2/3 of those. People who do the other 1/3 are just wrong. haha! :-)
i don't pick up pennies anymore but a quarter i can always use for the parking meter at the train.
take 1? that's for pussies. (i'm channeling my inner charlie sheen openly now)
ps: i'm totally hanging out in my office because i want to avoid riding the train with this woman who happens to be waiting for the elevator. dayum if she isn't boring as shit and robs me of social media time when i get stuck riding with her.
My arm is starting to hurt from holding my hand in the air.
Wow, I feel so honored knowing that you dedicated and wrote a whole post about ME! :)
lol, I'll admit to many. ha ha aha, you are a riot, thanks for the chuckles today!
LOL, too true!
Five second rule? I thought it was five minutes.
Yes hmmm I have but don't tell!!
I didn't do any of those things either. Ever. Today.
hahaha these are hilarious. I pretty much never answer my door if I'm not expecting anyone. Once I even feigned sleeping just in case they looked through my (closed) blinds.
Haha
Took two when it clearly said take one. NEVER :)
Use your sleeve. SOMETIMES. more hygienic than my palm :(
Hmmm, the 13 second rule? two day rule? haha
Highly amusing! How do you know our deepest secrets?
I've only done three. Damn, I'm much more of a goody two shoes than I thought
LOL, hands in the air. Thanks for visiting my blog it was good to 'meet' you. Hope you will be back. Take care. Diane
BWAHAHA. Guilty.
*Slinking away in shame*
All right, I confess, I do check my horoscope. Not that I believe in that stuff, but...
Me! But I'm not telling which one I'm owning up to.
Many of them but this one, more times than I can count:
Literally sat in the dark pretending not to be home until they went away.
Hmmm...I'm guilty on more than one count, here. Thank you for posting what most of us don't have the nerve to admit - ha!
:D Yes to all of the above. Except the pennies. I kinda didn't get that one so it probably doesn't apply...
Five seconds? Shit. All these years I thought it was five minutes.
My hand was up for all until the did it/drank it/ate it, and all items following.
It's been along time since I did something I knew would make me vomit, unless of course, you count some men I've dated recently. Then I'd have to raise my hand for that one.
I raise my hand on all but the pennies. I have a hatred for pennies and I have no idea why! I avoid them like the plague.
I love the titles on this blog, and how did I ever blog for this long and miss yours?
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