I am the love... um... thingy! Of some sort! I don't know what I've evolved into, but suddenly I'm as irresistible around here as a piece of bacon rolled in catnip. That's dandy indeed, but y'know - animals attract by smell, and what attracts them will otherwise repel. I am still bathing regularly, so I'm really hoping it's just my personality. Extra long shower tonight just to be sure, though.
That is if I'm ever allowed to stand up again. You can see how effectively Cynthia immobilizes her prey.
I should not have sat down before grabbing something to eat. I hope she wakes up soon. My scented eraser's starting to make me drool.
12 hours ago