I went to the store on one hour's sleep. This is what I bought:
- 2 pounds of grapes that had a pretty picture on the bag
- 1 red bell pepper
- 24 panty liners (for the dog)
- 12 cans of dog food (also for the dog)
- 12 foil pouches of dog food (different variety than cans)
- 3 boxes of dental floss
- 2 bras
- 20 serving flat of Nanaimo Bars
- 1 bath mat with fishes on it
- 1 matching fish shaped toothbrush holder
- 1 Oprah Winfrey's magazine whatever it's called
- 3 packs of gum (same brand, different flavors)
This is what I had gone to the store to buy:
- butter
Note the discrepancy.
Dry toast, anyone?
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Yeah, that's why Old Dog does all the grocery shopping at our house.
Sounds like my hubby's grocery shopping! lol
My grocery list differs from yours, but the results are very often the same.
Well, it sounds like you got the essentials, anyways.
You'll be set in the event of a dental floss apocolypse, and that's some good piece of mind right there.
Maybe you need to make a list?
awww....lol!!! now get some sleep!!!!
Ooops. But I bet your doggies happy! Better luck next time?
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I cannot begin to count the number of times I have done precisely that.
And where have you been?
Oooh..no butter for the toast! But, on the other hand, surely among the variety of dog foods there is one that might make a nice pate spread! : )
LOL! Reason #1 why I never leave home without a list.
Yup, this is EXACTLY why I DON"T like shopping! I do love thrift shopping however! And don't you find that pets can be quite costly?! Love Di ♥
haha. i hate going to the grocery...i usually end up in the fetal position b/c i can not find anything....
So that's where you've been.
Ooooh, poor baby - hope you sleep better tonight, and um, you've just reminded me why I always do my grocery shopping on-line!
HI-LARIOUS.
I love that your dog wears panty-liners. That's classy.
You are ME! :)
And Heaven help me if I ever send the husband to the grocery store with a list like that ;)
Yes, I overuse smilies - sorry :P
So nice to meet you - I laughed and laughed - always a great way to make a friend!
What's wrong with that picture? That happens to me all the time.
I hate when I do that!!! When employees ask me if I want a cart, I always say no to try to not buy more than I can hold in my arms.
I'm sure there's a lot to be learnt from this - don't go shopping on only an hours sleep. Take a list. Either way, thank goodness you didn't take heed of my suggestions, the outcome would not have been nearly as funny.
LOL, I think we all do that at times. The last time I went to the grocery store to "pick up a few things" my bill was over $150!
You could always use the dog food as paté I suppose.
But more to the point:
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN???
- Jazz
Pretty pictures on labels get me every time. Especially when trying to pick a wine. Didn't work out in my experience either and it was sure to go downhill from there.
Been there, done that. Ever heard of a list? At least your dog is dry and well fed... and your teeth won't rot.
Wow! Some shopping. I hope you still like the fish motif.
Hehe remind me to give my xmas list after youve slept!
:-)
I do the same.
Pearl
Well, wherever you've been you have surely been busy not sleeping...
This was so funny even my cat laughed!
I can see the problem.
I do that kind of stuff on a good 6 hours sleep--I am usually not with it.
Ha that made me laugh out loud pads for the dog...get some rest suga..and Hope you had a Happy Thanksgiving
Those bars look absolutely SCRUMPTIOUS!
But yeah, it's fun to buy crap, isn't it?
You might as well been shopping with me. Then I feel desperate self-loathing after realizing the mistake. Terrible pattern.
Rub some dog food on that dry toast.
Hope you are well.
do you use 5 feet of floss every time you floss. One would think 3 boxes might last a while...
Dry toast? What are you thinking! You could squish the grapes and make jam, or better yet, whip up a few Nanaimo Bar sandwiches. After all, you are well-equipped to more than adequately clean your teeth after scarfing down a few of those nutritional delights.
Heeehehhe!!! That's why I only shop twice a month. That and the fact that I live smack in the middle of nowhere! :o)
God bless ya and have a beautiful day sweetie!!!
Dry toast and all.....
Sounds like you really LOVE your dog.
Im not allowed to go to the store without my sportsman.
He keeps shit under control.
Kittycat
Don't you love being able to buy bras and dog food in the same store?
Sounds like the way I shop.
I'm sure glad I'm not the only one who shops like this. LOL
Our pets certainly do take some shopping too, don't they?
Sounds like how I do my shopping. I rarely come home with what I went to the store for.
:-)
Traci
P.S. Thanks for the stop by during my rough week.
Just popped by to wish you a love and laughter filled Christmas, dear lady. (x)
Ohmygosh! This happens to me all the time! ALL.THE.TIME!
Her magazine is "O". Which in my immature mind always cracks me up when I see it!! (Show us your "O" face...)
How often in one day do you floss? Or is it for the dog;-)
Oh my goodness. That is precisely why I only let myself go once a week. Cause I do the exact same thing!
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