Things to Say After the Fact
You weren't supposed to swallow it.
They aren't free samples?
Teen! Not -ty!
No, grandma's in your car.
Sugar comes in a bag. That's salt.
Is your cat allowed outside?
And where were you were playing with the toys from mommy's drawer?
Where did you put my phone when you washed my pants?
I didn't even know you had a garburator.
Am not! I just had the fruit punch!
Do all computers have that search history thing?
Teen! Not -ty!
No, grandma's in your car.
Sugar comes in a bag. That's salt.
Is your cat allowed outside?
And where were you were playing with the toys from mommy's drawer?
Where did you put my phone when you washed my pants?
I didn't even know you had a garburator.
Am not! I just had the fruit punch!
Do all computers have that search history thing?
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32 comments:
Haha! Oh no....
Hilarious, wishing you a wonderful New Year, hugs.
Funny, I've always heard that first one as "You WERE supposed to swallow it."
Hmmmm...makes me think we're not having the same conversation...
ouch...too funny though....
And where were you were playing with the toys from mommy's drawer?
ROTFL!
Several of those cracked me up! As did Nicky's comment! lol
You're a hoot. Glad to see you posting again. :)
Eek ... LOL :o)
LOL. Oh no.
But what's a garburator?
You clever, clever girl. Clearly, your absence hasn't caused you to miss a beat.
Good ones.
So so glad to have you back!!
Giggle!
Hahhaha. Ok that's funny.
I Love it!! I don't know how you come up with them, LOL!! Love Di ♥
Good to see you posting again!
Thank you for the laugh!
Very funny...congrats on your POTW.
Happy to see you're still alive and kicking up a fuss! My funny bone was getting arthritic from lack of being tickled by your sense of the "humerus."
Fun! (Hope you found that missing "toy.") Congrats on POTW!
My fav was Is your cat suppose to be outside. Made me laugh
Oh sweetie, if ya only knew how I needed the lightness and laughter of this post today! Thanks!!!
I was so happy to run into ya at another blog today. Woohoo!!
God bless ya and have yourself a magnificent kinda day!!! :o)
Oh the computer thing...I'm kid have you been looking at naked girls on my computer kid no? never ma...ummm learn how to not save the photos then..hehe
What do you mean you haven't paid the car insurance bill.
Umm, I thought YOU paid the mortgage?
LOL "Am not! I just had the fruit punch!"
haha, these are all really funny. Cute post <3
i thought the virus was dormant?
TFF!
Woohoo, you're baaaaaack!!
Ahhh, I've missed these posts - they are always brilliant. (See my happy smile?)
Too funny...
The one that drives me crazy is when after you're lost, the passenger turns and saya, "well, i wondered...". Then why didn't you say something?
:-)
Traci
Hilarious!
Consider me a new follower because I ♥'d these.
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Very good article. Congratulations.
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