Sunday, January 8, 2012

You wrote a title, right?

Things to Say After the Fact

You weren't supposed to swallow it.

They aren't free samples?

Teen! Not -ty!

No, grandma's in your car.

Sugar comes in a bag. That's salt.

Is your cat allowed outside?

And where were you were playing with the toys from mommy's drawer?

Where did you put my phone when you washed my pants?

I didn't even know you had a garburator.

Am not! I just had the fruit punch!

Do all computers have that search history thing?

33 comments:

TheFrogBag said...

Haha! Oh no....

Cinner said...

Hilarious, wishing you a wonderful New Year, hugs.

Nicky said...

Funny, I've always heard that first one as "You WERE supposed to swallow it."

Hmmmm...makes me think we're not having the same conversation...

Brian Miller said...

ouch...too funny though....

nitebyrd said...

And where were you were playing with the toys from mommy's drawer?

ROTFL!

Eva Gallant said...

Several of those cracked me up! As did Nicky's comment! lol

Hilary said...

You're a hoot. Glad to see you posting again. :)

Deborah said...

Eek ... LOL :o)

Alice Audrey said...

LOL. Oh no.

But what's a garburator?

injaynesworld said...

You clever, clever girl. Clearly, your absence hasn't caused you to miss a beat.

Perpetual Chocoholic said...

Good ones.

Jenners said...

So so glad to have you back!!

Vicki Lane said...

Giggle!

Tanya (a Taste of T) said...

Hahhaha. Ok that's funny.

Diana said...

I Love it!! I don't know how you come up with them, LOL!! Love Di ♥

Where the Fur Flies said...

Good to see you posting again!

ladyfi said...

Thank you for the laugh!

Tabor said...

Very funny...congrats on your POTW.

louciao said...

Happy to see you're still alive and kicking up a fuss! My funny bone was getting arthritic from lack of being tickled by your sense of the "humerus."

Barb said...

Fun! (Hope you found that missing "toy.") Congrats on POTW!

Out on the prairie said...

My fav was Is your cat suppose to be outside. Made me laugh

Nezzy said...

Oh sweetie, if ya only knew how I needed the lightness and laughter of this post today! Thanks!!!

I was so happy to run into ya at another blog today. Woohoo!!

God bless ya and have yourself a magnificent kinda day!!! :o)

Just telling it like it is said...

Oh the computer thing...I'm kid have you been looking at naked girls on my computer kid no? never ma...ummm learn how to not save the photos then..hehe

linlah said...

What do you mean you haven't paid the car insurance bill.

Meg at the Members Lounge said...

Umm, I thought YOU paid the mortgage?

Amber said...

LOL "Am not! I just had the fruit punch!"

haha, these are all really funny. Cute post <3

pattypunker said...

i thought the virus was dormant?

TFF!

secret agent woman said...

Oops!

Shrinky said...

Woohoo, you're baaaaaack!!

Ahhh, I've missed these posts - they are always brilliant. (See my happy smile?)

StarTraci said...

Too funny...

The one that drives me crazy is when after you're lost, the passenger turns and saya, "well, i wondered...". Then why didn't you say something?

:-)
Traci

Kymberly Foster Seabolt said...

Hilarious!

Consider me a new follower because I ♥'d these.

Secret Agent Woman said...

I went underground and can't find an email address on this site. If you email me, I'll send you one: undergroundblog11@gmail.com

Busana Muslim said...

Very good article. Congratulations.

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