Monday, January 2, 2012

Don't title me like you know me.

Hi blog.

Yeah, it's been awhile.

No, I did not forget about you. I did not! I think about you all the time!

Okay fine, maybe not all the time. But sometimes. And I miss you.

I do too.

Why do I have to tell you what I'm thinking for you to believe I'm thinking about you? Oh that's "the point" of our relationship, is it? Now you're going to dictate "the point" of our relationship to me?

Yes, I am aware of what the definition of what a blog is. Some people use them to post recipes, you know - it's not an automatic ticket to touchy feely eat my brain time. It can be completely impersonal and still be a successful relationship I'll have you know.

Don't get started with the "at least they post something", now. I already conceded it's been awhile.

Yes! Fine! Too long! But I'm here now, okay?

What? Yes, I am still "involved" with Twitter, but that has nothing to do with anything.

I have a WordPress account too. I haven't done anything about it, but so you know - it's been made clear I would not get my hands slapped for typing there.

No, I'm not threatening anything. I'm just... look. We got off on the wrong foot here. I'm back. That's good, right?

Can we just take it from there and move forward?

35 comments:

Eva Gallant said...

Absolutely! Welcome back, friend!

Eva Gallant said...

Absolutely! Welcome back, friend!

secret agent woman said...

I beg to differ. It is an automatic ticket to touchy feely eat my brain time.

Welcome back.

Brian Miller said...

well hello there...smiles...welcome back...

TheFrogBag said...

Hey, blog time! Hooray! Luckily all blogging lapses are forgiven at New Year's. At least that's what I'm counting on for my blog...

Saimi said...

That's all that really matters now isn't it, you're back and that's that!

Here's to a brand new year of blogging!!

Jocelyn said...

Your blog forgives you. It knows that it's better to leave the damn place quiet than to prove you can post every day--with meaningless crap.

I'm sorry, did I just open with The Crabby? What I meant to say was this: we all love it whenever you post, so don't feel bound to a schedule.

Gaelyn said...

OK already.

Deborah said...

Yay! LOL x

choochoo said...

sometimes you just need to break up for a little and then get back together.

Nicky said...

OMG! You're back?! Does this mean I have to sober up now? Welcome back girl!

Shawn said...

When I don't post for a week my blog yells at me.

nitebyrd said...

Welcome back! I'm all about eating brains. That is when I find some!

StarTraci said...

I am so glad that you and your blog are talking things out! I've missed the two of you. Happy 2012!

:-)
Traci

P.S. Thanks for coming my way. It meant a lot!

Deanna said...

Welcome back!

These relationships can get so tedious sometimes, can't they...

Mark said...

Wow, you really get up close and personal with your Blog, don't you?
Mine hardly ever argues back with me. It's probably because I feed it often.
Welcome back!
m.

Liz @ A Nut in a Nutshell said...

Let's just make this a habit, ok?

haphazardlife said...

You're back? Oh yeah...

♥ Braja said...

YAY!!!!

I mean, I only read the title, of course...

Jenners said...

And here I was getting ready to give up on you and clear out some of the "deadwood" blogs that don't post anymore out of my reader!!! Whew! You made it back just in time!!!! YAY!

injaynesworld said...

As you can see, we didn't go anywhere. You're unique voice has been sorely missed.

Now that you're back though, could you please get rid of that word verification thing below. Pretty please?

pattypunker said...

i call my blog a blog, too, but it resembles nothing of the sort. why do we try to categorize everything? especially relationships. just do yer thang.

Chris said...

I hope you understand if I've maybe lightly read some other blogs while you were gone. But it didn't mean anything. It was just passing the time. Really.

Antares Cryptos said...

Glad you're back. For a moment I thought you were eaten, but it was only for a moment.

How are you?

Vicki Lane said...

Glad you're back! I'm not mad at your absence, just hurt. ;-)

Unknown Mami said...

Happy New Year!

Hilary said...

Welcome back.. good to see you. Stay awhile, willya? :)

Diana said...

I've been gone forever too! Glad to see you back. I suppose I'll have to post soon too!! Happy New Year!
Love Di ♥

Novice Naturalist said...

Glad you're back!

Katherine said...

Ha ha! Welcome back! I "allowed" myself to not not blog for a while during the holidays. It was a nice break!

VE said...

Welcome back,
Your dreams were your ticket out.
Welcome back,
To that same old place that you laughed about.
Well the names have all changed since you hung around,
But those dreams have remained and they're turned around.
Who'd have thought they'd lead ya

Oh...wait...that's the Welcome Back Kotter theme song. I got carried away with all the "Welcome Back" comments here...

jess said...

Geez, blogs can be so needy. I'm afraid to find out what mine will say...

Meg at the Members Lounge said...

Good grief, welcome back. The blogosphere has missed you!

Shawn said...

It's six days... where have you been?

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