Sunday, May 1, 2011

I'm just waiting under this chair for the title. It will come!

Kitty to People Translator!

Meow: Hello!

Prrrow: I'm happy to see you!

Meow-ow: Please pet me!

Prrrow-ow: You call this garbage chardonnay?

Me-ow-wow: You're not allowed outside today.

Prrrow-wow: You don't need friends, you have me.

Brrrrow: If your friends loved you they'd understand why you're not allowed to see them anymore.

Mrrrow-ow: Get away from the windows.

Brrreow-ow: Only a sacrifice made with love is pure.

Mrrreow-wow: In movie 2001 resurrect dead on planet Jupiter.

Mew: Dense cornsyrup under more happenings of leafy (garbled).

Prrreow-ow: I want snuggles!

Kitties are SO silly, aren't they?

80 comments:

pattypunker said...

are you down with OPD? (obsessive possessive disorder.)

injaynesworld said...

And then they hack up a fur ball on your shoe.

Nicky said...

I think prrrow-mrrow means "Don't pay any attention to me here on the stairs. Continue down with that full basket of laundry that impedes your view."

Can you confirm?

Kicking Rocks said...

unfortunately, im allergic to cats =/

Nico said...

I can't believe this is the first time I noticed your profile at the bottom. I have to be honest. While I suppose I could could fall into your other categories, I don't always practice exemplary personal hygiene. Meow, though.

Twisted Susan said...

Hisss: I just sprayed in the corner.

Brian Miller said...

resurrection of the dead...hmmm...need to talk to my cat more...

linlah said...

And a pure sacrafice alyways ends up at your feet, still just a little bit alive.

James said...

I knew the "mew" one. That one was obvious.

secret agent woman said...

They have interesting sign lnaguage, too.

Raven said...

When my cat drops the M and sharply cries, "EOW!" It means 'Pet me immediately or I will claw your arse!' (I think he might be British)

The Many Colours of Happiness said...

Haha your cat says so many more interesting things than mine does! My cat has two setting
"Mew"- I love you
"Meowwww"- I hate you

Vicki Lane said...

Oh, Tatty! I see you speak fluent kitty.

HumorSmith said...

This is what happens when the cat gets your tongue.

Antares Cryptos said...

It all sounds like mew, but I'm certain it's very important.

Audubon Ron said...

MMMDDrrrr: You can have a bite of this mouse I brought you.

Deborah said...

LOL ... whoever said cats were aloof!

LadyCat said...

You had me at
"Meow" : )

Me said...

Neat,Bravo.

BLOGitse said...

Cats and me don't fit into same room.
'miauu' says a cat in Finnish! :)

Shrinky said...

Purrrrp: Hey, it's 3am - PLAYTIME!!

Diana said...

Oh you got that right!
Love Di ♥

Rita said...

I didn't know you were multi-lingual! ;)

blueviolet said...

When translated by you, they sure are!

Eva Gallant said...

You could publish a book...Feline Translations!

Deanna said...

prrgrrprr - Touch my tail and I'll shred your hand.

Brandy Rose said...

My cat actually speaks human so there's not need to translate.

nick said...

We think they're just purring but actually they're discussing the relative nutritional content and tastiness of different types of cat food.

laura b. said...

I feel better, as I had always assumed every single word out of my cat's mouth was simply - ME!

BamaTrav said...

You forgot to make the "spitting" sound they can do as well.

Meg at the Members Lounge said...

Cat being silent: I am ripping your furniture to shreds.

Jenners said...

I feel so bad for the cats I had previously. They were so misunderstood!

Nicole said...

This explains my husband's instinctual distress of cats. I quite like them.

Stickup Artist said...

I have google translator on my home page to help me sort out the occasional comment in Spanish or French. I think we must alert them that there is now available a "Kitty to People Translator" :-)

mythopolis said...

Yawwylrrrr...."You touch me there again, I'll claw your eyes out!"

FrankandMary said...

My cats prefer to be anonymous & insulated. Me too. ~Mary

Myrna R. said...

I don't have a cat. Now I know why. I don't speak the language. You on the other hand an expert linguist.Or are you really the cat whisperer?

Jennifer Fabulous said...

Haha this is adorable! I love cats, even though I'm allergic to them. :P

The Militant Working Boy said...

BBBBBBBBBBBrrrrrratatatat
hhhheeeeeeee mmmmrrrrrrrrah
grrrrrap meeeeeeeeeeee ththththththththththththth nnnewwwwwwwwww chrat.*

*Translation: Should I be concerned if I have gotten to the point where I no longer understand or speak English?

choochoo said...

Dogs are much less complicated. Most of their actions have no thoughts behind them at all.

Indi said...

So then we forget the scratch marks on all your best curtains, the fur ball puked up .. wet nose marks on the windows.. dead mouse half eaten bird on the hall floor or my pillow! I have two adorable boys... puddytats, don't ya just love 'em?


Indi


xx

Karen said...

I won't share my wine with them, as a result they try to kill me on a regular basis.

TheFrogBag said...

Brilliant! Wish I'd seen this before I had a friend over this weekend. One of my cats snuck up behind her as she was sitting on the couch and head butted her, hard, followed by "prrrow-wow". Now I understand!

nursemyra said...

Are you using the same glass for your chardonnay? Because I'm worried you might give your kitty some cooties

CJ said...

Still chuckling over the chardonnay line...

THE SNEE said...

At least kitty allowed people to get out of bed. My kitties always enjoyed a night time purring snuggle on my neck, aka....The Stranglehold.

Jayne said...

I totally get the hissy and spitty of kitty. ;)

Jayne said...

I totally get the hissy and spitty of kitty. ;)

ShanimalsCrackers.blogspot.com said...

Are you down with OPP (Other People's Property)?

Cats are adorable.

Megan said...

Yeah, it's time. Okay, I'll check the local shelter this weekend. Twist my arm some more.

Nezzy said...

Simply the cat's meow sweetie!!! Cats are just so unique!

God bless ya and have a wonderful Mother's Day weekend! :o)

Jenner said...

My Siamese, Stitch, wholly supports this post. He is very vocal. I like that when I yell, "STIIIIIIIIIITCH", he responds by crying out, "MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!"

Mrs. Tuna said...

Ummm.....maybe someone needs to get out a little more.

sheila said...

I'm in the allergic group. *eyes watering* lol

....Petty Witter said...

How do you translate 'sorry for the fur that is now all over your best coat'?

Katherine said...

You are not allowed outside today... "unless you take me!"

A said...

Very interesting and some comments are so funny :)))

Lemons Don't Make Lemonade said...

hahaha, cute.

I like kittens, but the problem with them is that they grow up. ):

Pets wise, I think my laptop makes good company.

So...yeah, I'm not really into animals. :D

Snowbrush said...

Yes, kitties are silly indeed!

The Blue Zoo said...

I think my cat told me to screw off today... But Im not sure.

Sex, Drugs and Bacon Sandwiches said...

Cats confuse me!

Deidre said...

My sister in law just got a kitten...

When it is excited to see you it tries to nurse on any exposed skin available.

Also when it meeeeeeeeeee ows it generally means it's about to pee - quick to the kitty litter!

Rob K said...

Maybe you could work for the UN.

T.J. said...

You know, I even work in a pet boutique and I had no idea cats could talk that way ;)

Ginger said...

The Cat's speech!

Unknown Mami said...

Dude, I can't believe you speak pussy. Okay, I might have crossed the line with that one. I just couldn't help myself.

Holly said...

Love it. You could write a cat translator book. What do you think it means when your cat makes a sound like Chewbacca?

Rachel said...

And I've been clueless all these years... but in my defense... mew and meow look a lot alike to a lipreader...

HalfAsstic.com said...

MAY 1ST?! That? is totally unacceptable, young lady!
Sooooo... where ya been?

pattypunker said...

where you be? missin you. hope all is well.

Jean Knee said...

I wouldn't turn my back on that one

sewa mobil said...

Nice article, thanks for sharing.

mythopolis said...

Ummm...OK, the first step is to admit I have a Tatty jones goin' on. (Help me, Rhonda, help me get her out of my mind.) Stiff neck, the sweats, insomnia, a compulsive need for fast food, and a gag response when I see it....its hell, I tell you....

Sex, Drugs and Bacon Sandwiches said...

Where are youuuuuu??

Ginger said...

Hallo my blogfriend. Hope you and the puss are alright??!! Been a while :)

mythopolis said...

Still missin' my Tatty fix. I've tried everything...meth, LSD, fasting, eating scrambled eggs, compulsive cleaning of lint from my belly button, reading the bible backwards. (In the end God creates the world...wow, was he naive, or what?)

Best wishes Tatty...

StarTraci said...

Oh where, oh where is my half eyed cat? Missing the Tatty and the Tiara...
:-)
Traci

*^_^* said...

Wow! Yay! ;D

Rachel said...

Umm... hello?

Where you be?

We misseth you!

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