Kitty to People Translator!
Meow: Hello!
Prrrow: I'm happy to see you!
Meow-ow: Please pet me!
Prrrow-ow: You call this garbage chardonnay?
Me-ow-wow: You're not allowed outside today.
Prrrow-wow: You don't need friends, you have me.
Brrrrow: If your friends loved you they'd understand why you're not allowed to see them anymore.
Mrrrow-ow: Get away from the windows.
Brrreow-ow: Only a sacrifice made with love is pure.
Mrrreow-wow: In movie 2001 resurrect dead on planet Jupiter.
Mew: Dense cornsyrup under more happenings of leafy (garbled).
Prrreow-ow: I want snuggles!
Kitties are SO silly, aren't they?
Prrrow: I'm happy to see you!
Meow-ow: Please pet me!
Prrrow-ow: You call this garbage chardonnay?
Me-ow-wow: You're not allowed outside today.
Prrrow-wow: You don't need friends, you have me.
Brrrrow: If your friends loved you they'd understand why you're not allowed to see them anymore.
Mrrrow-ow: Get away from the windows.
Brrreow-ow: Only a sacrifice made with love is pure.
Mrrreow-wow: In movie 2001 resurrect dead on planet Jupiter.
Mew: Dense cornsyrup under more happenings of leafy (garbled).
Prrreow-ow: I want snuggles!
Kitties are SO silly, aren't they?
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80 comments:
are you down with OPD? (obsessive possessive disorder.)
And then they hack up a fur ball on your shoe.
I think prrrow-mrrow means "Don't pay any attention to me here on the stairs. Continue down with that full basket of laundry that impedes your view."
Can you confirm?
unfortunately, im allergic to cats =/
I can't believe this is the first time I noticed your profile at the bottom. I have to be honest. While I suppose I could could fall into your other categories, I don't always practice exemplary personal hygiene. Meow, though.
Hisss: I just sprayed in the corner.
resurrection of the dead...hmmm...need to talk to my cat more...
And a pure sacrafice alyways ends up at your feet, still just a little bit alive.
I knew the "mew" one. That one was obvious.
They have interesting sign lnaguage, too.
When my cat drops the M and sharply cries, "EOW!" It means 'Pet me immediately or I will claw your arse!' (I think he might be British)
Haha your cat says so many more interesting things than mine does! My cat has two setting
"Mew"- I love you
"Meowwww"- I hate you
Oh, Tatty! I see you speak fluent kitty.
This is what happens when the cat gets your tongue.
It all sounds like mew, but I'm certain it's very important.
MMMDDrrrr: You can have a bite of this mouse I brought you.
LOL ... whoever said cats were aloof!
You had me at
"Meow" : )
Neat,Bravo.
Cats and me don't fit into same room.
'miauu' says a cat in Finnish! :)
Purrrrp: Hey, it's 3am - PLAYTIME!!
Oh you got that right!
Love Di ♥
I didn't know you were multi-lingual! ;)
When translated by you, they sure are!
You could publish a book...Feline Translations!
prrgrrprr - Touch my tail and I'll shred your hand.
My cat actually speaks human so there's not need to translate.
We think they're just purring but actually they're discussing the relative nutritional content and tastiness of different types of cat food.
I feel better, as I had always assumed every single word out of my cat's mouth was simply - ME!
You forgot to make the "spitting" sound they can do as well.
Cat being silent: I am ripping your furniture to shreds.
I feel so bad for the cats I had previously. They were so misunderstood!
This explains my husband's instinctual distress of cats. I quite like them.
I have google translator on my home page to help me sort out the occasional comment in Spanish or French. I think we must alert them that there is now available a "Kitty to People Translator" :-)
Yawwylrrrr...."You touch me there again, I'll claw your eyes out!"
My cats prefer to be anonymous & insulated. Me too. ~Mary
I don't have a cat. Now I know why. I don't speak the language. You on the other hand an expert linguist.Or are you really the cat whisperer?
Haha this is adorable! I love cats, even though I'm allergic to them. :P
BBBBBBBBBBBrrrrrratatatat
hhhheeeeeeee mmmmrrrrrrrrah
grrrrrap meeeeeeeeeeee ththththththththththththth nnnewwwwwwwwww chrat.*
*Translation: Should I be concerned if I have gotten to the point where I no longer understand or speak English?
Dogs are much less complicated. Most of their actions have no thoughts behind them at all.
So then we forget the scratch marks on all your best curtains, the fur ball puked up .. wet nose marks on the windows.. dead mouse half eaten bird on the hall floor or my pillow! I have two adorable boys... puddytats, don't ya just love 'em?
Indi
xx
I won't share my wine with them, as a result they try to kill me on a regular basis.
Brilliant! Wish I'd seen this before I had a friend over this weekend. One of my cats snuck up behind her as she was sitting on the couch and head butted her, hard, followed by "prrrow-wow". Now I understand!
Are you using the same glass for your chardonnay? Because I'm worried you might give your kitty some cooties
Still chuckling over the chardonnay line...
At least kitty allowed people to get out of bed. My kitties always enjoyed a night time purring snuggle on my neck, aka....The Stranglehold.
I totally get the hissy and spitty of kitty. ;)
I totally get the hissy and spitty of kitty. ;)
Are you down with OPP (Other People's Property)?
Cats are adorable.
Yeah, it's time. Okay, I'll check the local shelter this weekend. Twist my arm some more.
Simply the cat's meow sweetie!!! Cats are just so unique!
God bless ya and have a wonderful Mother's Day weekend! :o)
My Siamese, Stitch, wholly supports this post. He is very vocal. I like that when I yell, "STIIIIIIIIIITCH", he responds by crying out, "MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!"
Ummm.....maybe someone needs to get out a little more.
I'm in the allergic group. *eyes watering* lol
How do you translate 'sorry for the fur that is now all over your best coat'?
You are not allowed outside today... "unless you take me!"
Very interesting and some comments are so funny :)))
hahaha, cute.
I like kittens, but the problem with them is that they grow up. ):
Pets wise, I think my laptop makes good company.
So...yeah, I'm not really into animals. :D
Yes, kitties are silly indeed!
I think my cat told me to screw off today... But Im not sure.
Cats confuse me!
My sister in law just got a kitten...
When it is excited to see you it tries to nurse on any exposed skin available.
Also when it meeeeeeeeeee ows it generally means it's about to pee - quick to the kitty litter!
Maybe you could work for the UN.
You know, I even work in a pet boutique and I had no idea cats could talk that way ;)
The Cat's speech!
Dude, I can't believe you speak pussy. Okay, I might have crossed the line with that one. I just couldn't help myself.
Love it. You could write a cat translator book. What do you think it means when your cat makes a sound like Chewbacca?
And I've been clueless all these years... but in my defense... mew and meow look a lot alike to a lipreader...
MAY 1ST?! That? is totally unacceptable, young lady!
Sooooo... where ya been?
where you be? missin you. hope all is well.
I wouldn't turn my back on that one
Nice article, thanks for sharing.
Ummm...OK, the first step is to admit I have a Tatty jones goin' on. (Help me, Rhonda, help me get her out of my mind.) Stiff neck, the sweats, insomnia, a compulsive need for fast food, and a gag response when I see it....its hell, I tell you....
Where are youuuuuu??
Hallo my blogfriend. Hope you and the puss are alright??!! Been a while :)
Still missin' my Tatty fix. I've tried everything...meth, LSD, fasting, eating scrambled eggs, compulsive cleaning of lint from my belly button, reading the bible backwards. (In the end God creates the world...wow, was he naive, or what?)
Best wishes Tatty...
Oh where, oh where is my half eyed cat? Missing the Tatty and the Tiara...
:-)
Traci
Wow! Yay! ;D
Umm... hello?
Where you be?
We misseth you!
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